Aug. 13

■11:10 a.m.— Officers received a report of residents involved in a fight and made a report.

■11:27 p.m. — Officers assisted EMS on an report of a possible overdose.

■11:32 p.m. — An officer responded to a noise complaint.

■11:58 p.m.— An officer conducted a welfare check.

Aug. 14

■10:30 a.m.— An officer responded to a report of a disturbance.

■11:19 a.m.— Officers responded to a report of a suspicious person. That was probably our cousin Larry. He’s always been a little shady.

■12:17 p.m. — Officers responded to a report of an assault.

■2:24 p.m. — Officers responded to a report of a domestic disturbance.

Aug. 15

■10:04 p.m. — An officer made an arrest.

Aug. 16

■12:13 p.m. — An officer responded to a false alarm at a business.

■12:35 p.m.— An officer responded to a false alarm at a business.

■9:39 p.m.— An officer conducted a welfare check.

Aug. 18

■12 a.m. — Officers responded to a noise complaint.

Aug. 19

■9:58 a.m. — Officers responded to a report of a fight.

■12:18 p.m.— Officers responded to a report of an unwanted person. And now we feel sorry for that guy.