MAY 6

■ 12:33 p.m. —An officer responded to a call of a vehicle break-in while the owner was on a hiking trail. While at the scene, another party reported to the officer that their vehicle had also been broken into. Reports were made.

■ 9:56 p.m. — A caller reported that an intoxicated male tried to jump onto his roof and was injured. An officer and EMS responded, but the man refused transport and was issued a citation.

■ 10:50 p.m. — An officer responded to a false

alarm at a business.

MAY 7

■ 2:21 a.m. — A caller reported a man playing a harmonica waking him up. Officers made contact and the harmonica player said he would stop for the night. What a killjoy. We wonder if Harmonica Man knows “Long Train Running.” ■ 2:24 a.m. — An officer responded to an alarm at a business.

MAY 8

■ 8:56 a.m. — Officers responded to a call of someone being verbally abused.

MAY 11

■ 12:34 a.m. — An officer responded to a report of a 911 hang-up at a local bar. It was an accidental dial.

■ 2:04 a.m. — An officer responded to a report of a 911 hang-up at a local lodge. After locating the room of a couple where the call came from, the officer observed some marks on both subjects. However, the pair insisted the marks were the result of accidental occurrences and no action was taken.

■ 2:22 p.m. — An officer located a loose dog that was later picked up by its owner.

■ 11:03 p.m. — An officer responded to a call of a couple arguing in a parking lot and possibly intoxicated.

MAY 12

■ 12:52 a.m. — An officer responded to a call of a couple arguing and being loud. The couple told the officer they would go to bed for the night.

■ 4:55 p.m. — An officer responded to a call of a couple on a motorized scooter with bags of clothes intoxicated and arguing. We’re wondering if this is the same couple as 11:03 p.m. and 12:52 a.m. But we’re really wondering what’s up with the bags of clothes.

■ 5:33 p.m. — An officer responded to a report of a hit-and-run accident and made a report.

MAY 13

■ 2:10 a.m.— Officers conducted a traffic stop that resulted in an arrest.

■ 7:38 p.m. —An officer responded to a report of people camping in a van. They were advised they had to leave. And go … wait for it … down by the river!

■ 10:16 p.m. — An officer responded to a three-vehicle accident at the temporary stoplight. There were no injuries.

MAY 14

■ 12:19 a.m. — An officer responded to a noise complaint.

■ 1:59 a.m. — An officer responded with EMS to a call of someone saying they had overdosed. The individual refused transport.